1) Amal Alamuddin (Doughty Street
): Amo, Amas, Amal. These are three short words that come to mind when thinking about this dazzling beauty. Amal Alamuddin may make some feel inadequate because she has achieved the seemingly unattainable ideal of contemporary femininity: She is both breathtakingly beautiful and formidably successful. Not only does she have huge warm eyes and silky, jet-black hair, but she speaks French and Arabic. (The only point we see against her is that she went to St. Hugh’s, Oxford. It’s way out of town and looks like a sanatorium.) We can imagine Amal and Wayne Jordash
chatting at Doughty, swapping case histories to show who’s the boss: ‘Ok you defended Milosevic’s murderous intelligence chief,’ says Amal, ‘but I am best mates with Kofi Annan and an expert in drones. AND I’m defending the sleaziest guy in town, Julian Assange.’ You go girl!
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